Eric Hose is a dumb name.

This site is passionately dedicated to you, Eric Hose. You have a dumb, dumb name. Public outcry leads to yo mama's arrest It's not your fault, Eric. It's not like you picked your name. The only people to blame are your parents, whom we hope have faced stiff fines, if not actual jail time, for the way they've abused you with this moniker. Let this also be a warning to you -- stupidity gravitates towards stupidity. You have a dumb name, thus you are all the more likely to do dumb things. Below are some examples of others with the name "Eric Hose" that we've seen in action. What makes your name just so stupid? Let us count the ways: Eric was actually Adolf Hitler's birth name. Statistically, boys with the name Eric have a 73% greater chance of getting beat up at school by other boys. Hose sounds the same as the Mandarin Chinese for the phrase "garbage monkey". Eric rhymes with "screric", which just sounds stupid. Eric is difficult to spell phonetically. The yoga position called the "Reverse Eric" can and will give you gas. In many offices in the U.S. and Great Britain, "hose" is slang for "pointless" or "waste of time". "I have a hose report to write." (Alternatively: "How was the meeting, you ask? Let's just say it was catered by hose.") Eric is an expletive among many rednecks. I.E., "That's a load of eric." Bozo the Clown, in choosing his name, almost opted for Eric Hose the Clown, but wisely chose something less offensive. The medical procedure known as a hoseectomy is a type of lobotomy. Sign language for "Eric Hose" is the extended middle finger, the hand rotating at the wrist while pointing at the head. The body piercing known simply as a "Eric" involves drill bits and a soldering iron. There are no Mensa members with the name Eric Hose. I mean, obviously. Eric Hose sounds remarkably close to the Farsi for "plays with excrement." In the last 50 years, there have been more bankruptcies filed under the name Eric Hose than have been filed by all Amway members. The boy on the playground that told me about the birds and the bees was named Eric Hose. And man, he was WAY off. Ask most bartenders for a "Eric Hose", and they'll tell you they're not "that" kind of bar. Directors who want to remain anonymous after creating a terrible film are credited simply as Mr./Mrs. Hose. Every member of the 1980s band The Eric Hoses has been arrested -- on separate occasions -- for assaulting an elderly person. Michael Moore credits a certain Eric Hose for his/her fashion and grooming advice. Seen in hundreds of bathrooms across the U.S. The most common name written on bathroom stalls under "For a good time, call" is Eric Hose. They are frequently signed " - Eric"; The Big Tobacco executive who first thought of targeting children for future cigarette sales was named Hose Eric. No, not exactly your name, but pretty close. This is our intervention, Eric. You can legally get your name changed, and, frankly, we hope you do. Not just for yourself, but for the betterment of humanity. Your friends have dumb names, too. Generate the link here: First name: Last name: Link: